Mike and Kay sit down with the youngsters to have ‘the talk’ on this EXCLUSIVE preview of the all-new episode of ‘Outmatched,’ nevertheless it doesn’t go very properly for the mother and father.
Mike and Kay determine it’s time to have “the talk” about intercourse with the youngsters on this EXCLUSIVE preview of the Jan. 30 episode of Outmatched. Nicole shortly says, “Fine, what do you want to know?” Naturally, Nicole thinks Mike and Kay don’t know something about intercourse. “It’s all hormones. Oxytocin, specifically,” Brian tells his mother and father. “The body produces it when you kiss and also when you breastfeed. So really, kissing is just breastfeeding from each other’s mouths.” Not precisely, Brian.
The children begin taking management of the dialog. “Sex is about energy. It’s like a recreation. And like all recreation, there’s a winner and a loser.” When she says “loser,” she seems to be instantly at her dad. “Wait, why was she looking at me when she said loser?” Mike asks Kay. Nicole doesn’t cease there. “Even conception is war,” she continues. “A mass genocide where a single sperm goes racing to glory while half a billion of his faceless brethren go screaming to their deaths. Where’s their parade?”
The solely “talk” that goes properly for Mike and Kay is with Leila. “When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, two storks make a baby and then mail it to their house,” Leila adorably says. “We love you so much,” Kay gushes as Mike provides, “Nailed it!” For now, that’s all Leila must know.
The synopsis for the Jan. 30 episode reads: “After giving their kids ‘the talk,’ Mike and Kay start to overthink their own sex life and turn to Rita and Irwin for advice. Meanwhile, Brian and Nicole fear they are behind when they realize neither of them has had their first kiss.” Outmatched airs Thursdays at 8:30 p.m. on FOX.